Observe horror at local eatery. Ever since canister of green ooze from the Techno Cosmic Research Institute was thrown from that truck, there have been Millions of Unusual Small Creatures Lurking Everywhere.
I dubbed this one, "The Manburger". Probable mutant. Or possibly from the land of Rand McNally, where they wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people.
Further investigation required. After lunch.