Veidt. Possible homosexual. Must investigate further.
Have been investigating further since 1987. Twenty-two years. Unable to attain irrefutable evidence. Frustrating. Disheartening. No matter. Will determine nature of Veidt's sexual orientation at all costs.
It's sort of a hobby.
March 21 investigation of Veidt's office and computer files turned up potential lead: folder labeled "Boys".
Unfortunate, unexpected case of paralyzing dysentery prevented me from accessing folder at the time. No such ailment, now. Will click on folder, open it and view contents. Expect to at last achieve closure in longest unsolved case in LOLSCHACH's career.
Where...Where did he get that?
Veidt's Diary: April 7, 2009
Lolschach should be in my office right about now, looking at that decoy "Boys" folder I left on my computer. I hope the security cameras get a good shot of the look on his face. It'll be sooo worth all the broken windows and furniture.
This ought to keep him off my trail for another couple of decades. Oh Lolschach, you silly goose.
Whoops! Two and a Half Men is back on! Gotta go, Diary. Write to you soon!