Sunday, April 26, 2009

April 26, 2009: Doctor Harlem

LOLSCHACH's JOURNAL: April 26, 2009


Have spent better part of sunny day lost in thought. America has super-weapon. Purple god-man. Locked away in top-secret research facility, a hamster spinning the military wheel. All in the name of science.

Should use science to make sun go away. Rain is much better. Haven't had shower in days. Weeks, maybe. Could use the rain. No hail, though. Doesn't mix well with shampoo. Hurts.

Perhaps pay Dr. Harlem a visit soon. Break monotony of constantly visiting Dreiberg. Convince him to teleport his whore-mistress to the Sun. Cold, steel floor of research facility may be change of pace from Dreiberg's grease-smothered sofa.

Muse over Dr. Harlem. Recall origin. Good times. Flashback.

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