LOLSCHACH's Journal: December 06, 2009: According to children at the park, Christmas time is here. Happiness and cheers. Lies. Looked ev...

LOLSCHACH's Journal: October 21, 2009: Received call from Dreiberg today. Haven't heard from him in quite a while. Found it odd. Rum...

LOLSCHACH's Journal: September 15, 2009 Tonight is the night. Cannot abide Veidt's wrong-doings any longer. Will end him tonight. No...

LOLSCHACH's Journal: September 4, 2009: Have been busy. No time to collect notes on congressman's health-care "Town Hell" ...

LOLSCHACH’s Journal: September 4, 2009: Went to newsstand, picked up today’s Morning Minuteman . Saw editorial, stuck between advertisem...

LOLSCHACH's Journal: September 02, 2009: Been a rough summer. Blake seems to have dropped off the face of the earth, rumors swirl of his...

LOLSCHACH's Journal: September 01, 2009. Sent twelve prepubescents to the emergency room before lunch. Four were stripping cars. Six we...

LOLSCHACH's Journal: August 31, 2009: Did not catch any madmen last night. Had to make do with intoxicated fraternity boys leaving Happ...

LOLSCHACH's Journal: August 30, 2009: Night before last, checked glue trap in Park Place alley. Arrived too late. Thief had escaped. Di...

LOLSCHACH's Journal: August 27, 2009: Yesterday, discovered efficient new way to apprehend neighborhood thieves. Involves fake bank bags...